The new iphone IOS came out, and mom discovered the emojis. She was super excited about them and I was all, “oh glob, now she’s going to send us emoji constantly.”
Then she said let’s go to the grocery store, and I hopped in the car, expecting a short trip. But then she was all, “Oh, I want to drive to the next state over because liquor is cheaper there” and my brain went, “nnoooooo i didn’t agree to this.”
we actually live pretty close to the border, but it’s still a long enough drive for me to get super bored, and I didn’t bring my 3ds with me. I ran out of stuff to read on tumblr. So I picked up her phone to check out the emojis.
I ended up sending a shit ton of emoji texts to my siblings. I giggled the whole time. And as I was doing it, I remembered what I thought earlier, and I was aware of the irony. It did not stop me.